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when my parents get mad at me for traits they have
devil forgemasters are tasked with bringing forth life, from death.
all hours are hector loving hours ( ft. a possible mini print!!!)
violentmusebox asked:
why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo answered:
Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.
Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.
Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.
i’m doing an art giveaway!
10,000 is a lot of fucking people so i wanna do something special!! i’ve never done a giveaway before so pls bear with me
the reblog period is going to be from july 1 - july 31 and then i’m gonna pick 6 winners! the first 3 i pick will get a free full drawing commission, and the second 3 will get a free icon!
my rules:
- first, my commission rules apply
- current followers only please since yall are the ones who stuck around
- i guess you can reblog however many times you want because it’ll be random but please don’t go overboard ?
- DO NOT enter my contest if you’re a transphobe, terf, pedo/map, racist, ship shaladin or any other unsafe ships, or are an “anti-anti”
- please be patient with me lol
feel free to ask any questions and thanks everyone !! good luck <3
‘In 1778, two Irish gentlewomen put on men’s clothing and ran away together. Lady Eleanor Butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend Sarah Ponsonby. […] They spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called Plas Newydd outside Llangollen, cultivating their garden, improving their minds and filling the house with clocks, cabinets and “whirligigs of every shape and hue”. [They also had] a little dog called Sapho.’
“Friend”
They literally named their dog Sapho
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
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